Shrek Movie Quotes & Lines – 68 Classics (+ Audio) - page 7

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

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61 But, no more wallowing in the mud? -I know. -And no more itchy butt crack? -I know! -But you love being an ogre! -I know!

Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek 2

62 Taut, round buttocks? I'm... I'm... -Gorgeous! -I'll say.

Mike Myers in Shrek 2

63 Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? -Really tall?

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

64 People take one look at me and go, Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)

65 Step four? That's the Christmas tree! -The tree goes inside the house?

Mike Myers in Shrek the Halls

66 How do you feel? -I don't feel any different. I look any different? -You still look like an _ to me.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers), Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas) in Shrek 2

67 But I love her. -If you really love her, you'll let her go.

Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders), Shrek (Mike Myers) in Shrek 2

68 Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?

Mike Myers in Shrek (2001)