Steve Martin: 172 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 6

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 Damn these glasses, son. -Yes, sir, I damn thee. -Damn.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

52 What the hell are you talking about? -What we're talking about is money, real money. Amigo money.

Steve Martin as Lucky Day; Joe Mantegna as Harry Flugleman in Three Amigos

53 The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

54 There's something about this place. Everybody seems so grim. -Well, they're just intimidated. They've only seen us on the big screen.

55 It's real. -What? -Uh, this is real.

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos

56 My key is for customers who buy gas. -Oh! I'm buying gas. -I don't see no car. -I just need enough for my lighter.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

57 Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains. -Damn it.

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos

58 It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

59 Great! You've killed the invisible swordsman.

As Lucky Day in Three Amigos

60 You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

As Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk