171 Quotes by Steve Martin (Sound Clips) - page 6

Last updated on: June 13, 2024

34 years old Steve Martin

Find the best movie quotes of Steve Martin (August 14, 1945 – Present), with sound clips of his most memorable lines in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 By the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

52 You're a thief. -Close. I'm an attorney.

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

53 You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowder-head, who doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut.

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

54 I had no idea those beer cans were gonna blow like that. -You left them on a vibrating bed. What did you think was gonna happen?

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

55 I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag?

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

56 He's got some amusing anecdotes for you. Here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it.

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

57 If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

58 How fast are you going? -I can't tell. The speedometer's melted.

As Neal Page in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

59 What are you doing? Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they shifted all outta whack. There.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

60 Will $200 be enough in advance? -For $200 I'd shoot my grandmother. -That won't be necessary.

As Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

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