81 Movie Quotes about Television (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about television, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I don't know how that television turned on, but fighting about it isn't helping anything.

Kelsey Grammer as Stinky Pete The Prospector in Toy Story 2

2 I was on TV! Did you see me? I'm a natural.

Billy Crystal as Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

3 What you doing? This supposed to be a children's show. This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once co-star in.

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

4 You see, humans feel an inner need to connect with the world around them. -That is just super-duper. -They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts. Watching TV fulfills both needs at the same time.

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

5 The TV set itself is the marijuana.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

6 Every time you're on television, I get mentioned. That looks bad. That looks bad.

Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein in Casino (1995)

7 Thank you and welcome, national television audience.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

8 I just didn't know you were in this witness protection thing, brother. I never would have said your name on TV, man.

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

9 Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

10 This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

81 Movie Quotes about Television (+ Sound Clips)

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