The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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11 Junk? Junk? Junk? Just watch yourself. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather. -Yeah. To your grandmother.
12 Sarcasm will get you no place. Just remember, you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.
13 She used to call you her little buttercup? -Yeah. What's so funny about that? -You were a little cup of butter, now you're a whole tub of lard!
14 What am I going to do with peanuts? -Eat 'em, like any other elephant.
15 Yeah, a grave disappointment. -When did that happen? -When I was 21 years old. I wanted to go to college. -And what happened? -They wouldn't let me. They said I had to finish grammar school first.
16 Being investigated is not the end of the world. You are not the first person who was ever investigated. -You're darn right, the jails are full of them.
17 I sock mine away in a bank. You know what the bank account is now? It's going up! Up! We got $75 laying around there and taking interest. That's what we got.
18 Just practicing playing golf. -Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was football, the way your backfield was in motion.
19 Now, I know that this may sound like work to you, but it isn't. It's fun!
20 Now, you know I don't want a pretzel. I'm on a diet. Besides, on the way home we can stop off and get a pizza.
 
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