The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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41 They're not interested in sleep. Their job is taxes. They're not gonna send me to jail for insomnia.
42 Well, I learned something tonight. You're never too old to learn something, and tonight, I learned something.
43 Well, what did she think of me? -Well, she said you're the biggest thing on television.
44 What do you mean, sick? He never had it so good. He eats, sleeps and exercises, all at the same time.
45 Why would he say, 'Hey, fatso, get out of the way'? -I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits.
46 You mean you went to school at Oxford, and you don't know it's in England? -Well, tell you the truth, it's so foggy over there, I don't know where it was!
47 Your friend Harvey is bigger than you? I have a friend Shirley, that's bigger than you.
48 Well, I'm telling you this, if they get anything out of me, it's not gonna be out of me that they get it.
49 75 dollars. -Income on interest, bank account, $75. -That's not the interest, that's the bank account!
50 Ah, there's a relief. Postcard. Wonder who it's from. Pretty sneaky, the gas company, to send a bill on the back of a postcard.
 
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