The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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61 I don't think the flattery is going too good. Why don't you try a left hook?
62 I hope we get that same tent we had last year. -That ought to be easy. Tell 'em we want the one with the snake in it.
63 I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.
64 I know how much your gas bill is. 93 cents. -That's right. -See? Oh, by the way, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record, set by the Keyer brothers in 1931.
65 It won't work. -What won't work, my little lamb? -The flattery routine, my little pumpkin.
66 It's a simple scientific principle. I hope that you realize that water always seeks its level. -Yes, we've heard rumors to that effect down in the sewer.
67 It's no use. He must be approaching the pearly gates right now. At this time, they're probably tearing down part of the fence to let him in.
68 No. I got a promotion today. Now I'm a jelly doughnut taster.
69 Now let me tell you something. There's an old, old saying: 'Man works from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done.'
70 Oh, I called to tell you that I quit. That's right. Oh, and furthermore, you... are a bum!
 
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