The Honeymooners (1955)

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The funniest lines and quotes from The Honeymooners (1955) TV Series, with sound clips.

Actors: Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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81 Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.
82 Well, it's not official yet. -Oh. -What do you mean, oh? -Nothing, just oh. -No, you don't mean just 'oh'. You mean, oh, I'm dreaming again, oh, I don't know what I'm doing, and, oh, I'm jumping to conclusions.
83 Well, you can never tell. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment. -If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.
84 You are making a slight mistake. -Yeah. We're bigshots.
85 You're right. I can't learn to play golf in two days. It'd take me at least a week.
86 A pox on you and all your ancestors!
87 All right, where is she? I know she's here. She's either out on that fire escape or hiding in the bathroom. Your mother is here, Alice, but she's not staying.
88 And this boy looks like he has plenty of late snacks.
89 Don't worry, will you? I'm not sleepwalking. I was just going to open the window there, and get a little fresh air.
90 Go ahead, let them buy things. Let 'em buy 'em. What good are things? I got money.
 
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