- In a few moments, Aldous the computer, will select from the files of all the law enforcement agencies in the world the one man or woman most qualified to solve the disappearance of France's greatest detective.
- And screw up my entire life.

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15 seconds sound clip from the Curse of the Pink Panther movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:43.416 in the DVD version of the movie.

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- Why not a she?

- Well, couldn't it just as easily be a woman, or are you purposefully programming it to be a man?

- Oh, no, no, no. We are just trying to find the best, the most qualified...

- The most like Clouseau.

- To paraphrase an old saying, 'send a great detective to find a great detective.'

- Exactly, but, he or she will not be Clouseau's successor. I mean, they won't be going to work for the Sûreté, I hope. Excuse me.

- The President has just arrived.

- In a few moments, Aldous the computer, will select from the files of all the law enforcement agencies in the world the one man or woman most qualified to solve the disappearance of France's greatest detective.

- And screw up my entire life.

- Just over a year ago, while investigating yet another theft of the famous diamond, The Pink Panther, inspector Clouseau seemed to vanish from the face of the earth, leaving behind one of France's greatest unsolved mysteries.

- Not to mention the 4000 francs he owes me.

- And now, working on a theory that the best person to find Clouseau is someone almost exactly like Clouseau, chief inspector Dreyfus will program Aldous the computer with a character profile of inspector Clouseau.

- That's going to put a hell of a strain on poor old Aldous.

- Obviously, Mr. President, so as not to limit our choice, I will omit sex, height, weight, race, and nationality.

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Curse of the Pink Panther Sound Clip

Sound bites of funny quotes from the 1983 comedy film Curse of the Pink Panther.

Actors: Ted Wass (Sgt. Clifton Sleigh), Herbert Lom (Charles Dreyfus), David Niven (Sir Charles Litton), Robert Wagner (George Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Joanna Lumley (Countess Chandra), Roger Moore (Inspector Jacques Clouseau)

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