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- Why not a she?
- What?
- Well, couldn't it just as easily be a woman, or are you purposefully programming it to be a man?

8 seconds sound clip from the Curse of the Pink Panther movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:06.271 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(FRENCH POLICE ESCORT SIRENS)

- The President has just arrived, and is being greeted by sergeant Duvall of the Sûreté, and secretary general DuLong of Interpol.

- And now we switch to Michelle Chauvin who is about to interview the star of these proceedings. Good morning, Michelle.

- This is chief inspector Dreyfuss of the Sûreté.

- You're the one who's gonna program Aldous to select Clouseau's successor?

- Yes, uh... Oh, no, he's not gonna be Clouseau's successor.

- Why not a she?

- What?

- Well, couldn't it just as easily be a woman, or are you purposefully programming it to be a man?

- Oh, no, no, no. We are just trying to find the best, the most qualified...

- The most like Clouseau.

- Yes. Yes.

- To paraphrase an old saying, 'send a great detective to find a great detective.'

- Exactly, but, he or she will not be Clouseau's successor. I mean, they won't be going to work for the Sûreté, I hope. Excuse me.

- The President has just arrived.

- In a few moments, Aldous the computer, will select from the files of all the law enforcement agencies in the world the one man or woman most qualified to solve the disappearance of France's greatest detective.

- And screw up my entire life.

[...]

Curse of the Pink Panther Sound Clip

Curse of the Pink Panther poster

Sound bites of funny quotes from the 1983 comedy film Curse of the Pink Panther.

Actors: Ted Wass (Sgt. Clifton Sleigh), Herbert Lom (Charles Dreyfus), David Niven (Sir Charles Litton), Robert Wagner (George Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Joanna Lumley (Countess Chandra), Roger Moore (Inspector Jacques Clouseau)

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