Well, here we have the perfect diversion... Life-size und instantly inflatable.

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6 seconds sound clip from the Curse of the Pink Panther movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:41:51.434 in the DVD version of the movie.

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- Chief inspector Clouseau himself used to come into my shop here 3 or 4 nights a week, just browsing, finding an odd nose, a unique goiter, a carbuncle, perhaps something in a Nice hump.

- Yes. I personally designed und executed all his famous disguises.

- Take for example, his last and greatest disguise. He was due to pick it up on the day he disappeared. It probably would have saved his life.

- Behold! The instant companion kit.

- How many times have you been on a case, and discovered that you were being followed? How many times have you wished that you had the one diversion that would confuse your pursuer, allowing you time to escape?

- Well, here we have the perfect diversion... Life-size und instantly inflatable.

- One twist of the valve, and you are checking into a hotel as man and wife. 2 twists... ménage a trois, ja?

- As chief inspector Clouseau, the king of disguises, said to me when we tested the prototype, 'Balls, as disguises go, the instant companion kit is without peers.'

- I can let you have it for 6000 francs.

- 4. Get ze doggie.

- And to round out the ensemble, I'll throw in the instant companion pet, for all seasons. Observe.

- You see, he rolls here on little wheels concealed in his paws. Every 30 feet he barks and goes caca.

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Curse of the Pink Panther Sound Clip

Sound bites of funny quotes from the 1983 comedy film Curse of the Pink Panther.

Actors: Ted Wass (Sgt. Clifton Sleigh), Herbert Lom (Charles Dreyfus), David Niven (Sir Charles Litton), Robert Wagner (George Litton), Capucine (Lady Simone Litton), Joanna Lumley (Countess Chandra), Roger Moore (Inspector Jacques Clouseau)

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