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Actually, it is too bad you and I are on opposite sides, because I admire your tenacity. Under different circumstances I might have even allowed you to live, perhaps as my valet, or butler.

15 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:20:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Now... we are ready. Our agents have just returned after planting deadly cheese bombs throughout America.

- With America destroyed, we will win the next war. And the one after that, too!

- When these switches are thrown, your meddling country will disintegrate like a moldy hunk of Liederkranz!

- Hold the mold, Kluck. Those switches aren't going to be thrown.

- Und I think they will be. Halt ihn!

- Good good. I'm sorry to prevent you becoming a hero, Herr Reardon.

- Actually, it is too bad you and I are on opposite sides, because I admire your tenacity. Under different circumstances I might have even allowed you to live, perhaps as my valet, or butler.

- And what would you have me become, Herr Field Marshal?

- What?

- I said what position could I hold in your 'New Order'?

- Juliet! What are you saying? He's a Nazi! Don't beg a Nazi!

- Would I be your Reinemachefrau?

- Ja, you could, uh you could be that.

- What is that? What is it?

- Tell him what it means.

[...]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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