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- I thought the compartment was empty.
- Yeah, right. Uh-huh, sure.

7 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- There was no way he could follow me unless I had toilet paper stuck on my shoe... Damn!

- It wasn't really toilet paper, it was a seat cover, but it was enough for a smart guy to make the connection.

- As soon as we went into a tunnel, Handsome popped in and started looking for a match... in my pockets.

- Oh! I beg your pardon. Was that your leg?

- No, it was my face.

- I had no idea we were going into a tunnel.

- I'm sure.

- I thought the compartment was empty.

- Yeah, right. Uh-huh, sure.

- I'm so sorry. I hope I didn't hurt you.

- It's all right.

- To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?

- The man in the next compartment's smoking a vile cigar. I had to come in here.

- You don't smoke, do you?

- No, I have tuberculosis.

- Oh, thank heavens for that. After last night, my head couldn't stand it.

- I didn't want him to know where I was going so I decided to put him away fast.

[...]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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