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- You don't smoke, do you?
- No, I have tuberculosis.
- Oh, thank heavens for that. After last night, my head couldn't stand it.

9 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I had no idea we were going into a tunnel.

- I'm sure.

- I thought the compartment was empty.

- Yeah, right. Uh-huh, sure.

- I'm so sorry. I hope I didn't hurt you.

- It's all right.

- To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?

- The man in the next compartment's smoking a vile cigar. I had to come in here.

- You don't smoke, do you?

- No, I have tuberculosis.

- Oh, thank heavens for that. After last night, my head couldn't stand it.

- I didn't want him to know where I was going so I decided to put him away fast.

- I always carry my harmonica. It's lighter than an accordion, and more powerful than a sleeping pill.

- I left him napping like a baby when I ducked out at Grunion Point.

- Here's three bucks if you can get this cab to 46 Bay Court in ten minutes.

- Follow that cab!

[...]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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