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If I'm half the woman I think I am, I'll have a date with Neff by tonight.

6 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:52:36 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Rigby, I wish you'd let me go instead.

- Have Neff try and feel you up? No chance, Doll-face.

- Oh. You don't want Mr Neff to feel me up? That doesn't mean you're beginning to care for me, does it?

- I don't want any of my clients felt up.

- I'm late. Neff cruises supermarkets every Thursday looking for blondes.

- If I'm half the woman I think I am, I'll have a date with Neff by tonight.

- Good luck.

- Neff's favourite hunting ground was Jerry's Market on Melrose.

- I spotted him right away and sidled down the aisle opposite him.

- I was wearing a special perfume called 'Fondle Me'. Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother-in-law.

- He was a ladies' man, all right. He made me feel beautiful, alive.

[...]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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