With her I'd had the most honest relationship I'd ever had with a woman. The only thing I'd lied about was my name. I'd told her I was Teddy Novak, so she couldn't track me down if I got her pregnant.
13 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:40:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- About the plumbing, or the muscle?
- I just can't imagine you as a plumber.
- Coffee will be served in the living room.
- There's one thing I liked about Monica: The words 'I can't' weren't in her vocabulary.
- Monica, I want you to do something for me.
- I can't.
- I guess she had added them since the last time I'd seen her.
- The next one on my list was Doris Devermont, an old flame of mine.
- Doris remembered me, naturally.
- No hugs, no kisses? We used to flop into each other's arms.
- Well, don't you think we really ought to get to know each other all over again?
- It's only been five years. You were about to serve me dinner when I had to leave.
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