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- You're joking.
- About the plumbing, or the muscle?
- I just can't imagine you as a plumber.

8 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:14 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- Feel the slope of her waist, the curve of her back, and then gently caress her two beautiful...

- I'm sorry. I just don't like being called a meal ticket.

- As I started my search for a blonde spy, I tried to get rid of the image of Juliet storming out of my office with toothpaste on her shoes.

- The first on my list was Monica Stillpond, a bombshell who once told me she would do anything for anybody, anywhere, at any time.

- But muscle gave me my start in politics. It was when I was assistant to old man Zimmerman, the plumber.

- You're joking.

- About the plumbing, or the muscle?

- I just can't imagine you as a plumber.

- She was in the middle of a fancy dinner party. But I couldn't waste time being polite. I caught her attention.

- Coffee will be served in the living room.

- There's one thing I liked about Monica: The words 'I can't' weren't in her vocabulary.

- Monica, I want you to do something for me.

- I can't.

- I guess she had added them since the last time I'd seen her.

- The next one on my list was Doris Devermont, an old flame of mine.

- With her I'd had the most honest relationship I'd ever had with a woman. The only thing I'd lied about was my name. I'd told her I was Teddy Novak, so she couldn't track me down if I got her pregnant.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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