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The next one on my list was Doris Devermont, an old flame of mine.

6 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:51 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- But muscle gave me my start in politics. It was when I was assistant to old man Zimmerman, the plumber.

- You're joking.

- About the plumbing, or the muscle?

- I just can't imagine you as a plumber.

- She was in the middle of a fancy dinner party. But I couldn't waste time being polite. I caught her attention.

- Coffee will be served in the living room.

- There's one thing I liked about Monica: The words 'I can't' weren't in her vocabulary.

- Monica, I want you to do something for me.

- I can't.

- I guess she had added them since the last time I'd seen her.

- The next one on my list was Doris Devermont, an old flame of mine.

- With her I'd had the most honest relationship I'd ever had with a woman. The only thing I'd lied about was my name. I'd told her I was Teddy Novak, so she couldn't track me down if I got her pregnant.

- Doris remembered me, naturally.

- How do you do, Mr Novak?

- No hugs, no kisses? We used to flop into each other's arms.

- Well, don't you think we really ought to get to know each other all over again?

[...]

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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