- Now, Carter.
- Yes, sir?
- What is it?
- It's an ocarina, sir.
- Bring it up here.

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9 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:42:54.013 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Wymer, this is for your benefit. Would you kindly wake up?

- I've no intention of going through this all again.

- We'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear.

- No, of course not.

- So, the man starts by entering or mounting his good lady wife, in the standard way.

- The penis is now, as you will observe, more or less fully erect. There we are, that's better.

- It's an ocarina, sir.

- Bring it up here.

- The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area, moving the penis up and down inside the vagina.

- Put it there, boy. Put it there on the table.

- While the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis, by pushing forward. Thank you, dear.

- Now, as the sexual excitement mounts...

- What's funny, Biggs?

- Oh, nothing, sir.

- Do, please, share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously, something frightfully funny's going on.

- No, honestly, sir.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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