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- We'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear.
- No, of course not.

5 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:42:35.270 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Humphrey, I hope you don't mind. I told the Garfields we would dine with them tonight.

- Yes, yes, well, I suppose we must.

- I said we'd be there by 8:00.

- Well, at least it'll give me a reason to wind up the staff meeting.

- I know you don't like them, but I couldn't make another excuse.

- It's just that I felt...

- Wymer, this is for your benefit. Would you kindly wake up?

- I've no intention of going through this all again.

- We'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear.

- No, of course not.

- So, the man starts by entering or mounting his good lady wife, in the standard way.

- The penis is now, as you will observe, more or less fully erect. There we are, that's better.

- Now, Carter.

- Yes, sir?

- What is it?

- It's an ocarina, sir.

- Bring it up here.

- The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area, moving the penis up and down inside the vagina.

- Put it there, boy. Put it there on the table.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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