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- Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?
- No, sir. No, sir. No, sir.

24 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:38:46.897 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- If you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother, who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you have had your haircut...

- And make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. Now...

- Sir? My younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir. But I'm not having my hair cut today, so do I move my clothes...

- I do wish you'd listen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

- You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.

- Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

- No, sir. No, sir. No, sir.

- Well, had I done foreplay?

- Yes, sir.

- Ah. Well, as we all know all about foreplay, no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is. Biggs.

- Don't know. Sorry, sir.

- Oh, was it taking your clothes off, sir?

- Well, and after that?

- Oh, putting them on a lower peg, sir.

- The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate, so that the penis can penetrate more easily.

- Could we have a window open, please, sir?

- Yes. Harris, will you?

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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