If you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother, who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you have had your haircut...

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10 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:38:03.736 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Oh, please don't lightly poach us or baste us with hot fat. Don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat.

- And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, in a Rotissomat.

- All right, settle down, settle down.

- Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch before you write your letter home...

- If you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother, who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you have had your haircut...

- And make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. Now...

- Sir? My younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir. But I'm not having my hair cut today, so do I move my clothes...

- I do wish you'd listen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

- You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.

- Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

- No, sir. No, sir. No, sir.

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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