Oh, please don't lightly poach us or baste us with hot fat. Don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat.

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17 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:37:08.569 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the town of Sudbury...

- To commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area, who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British.

- So from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds!

- Oh, and, Jenkins, apparently, your mother died this morning.

- O Lord, please don't burn us, don't grill or toast Your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

- Oh, please don't lightly poach us or baste us with hot fat. Don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat.

- And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, in a Rotissomat.

- All right, settle down, settle down.

- Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch before you write your letter home...

- If you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother, who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you have had your haircut...

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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