38 Movie Quotes about Cookies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about cookies, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 You like this cookie? -Ohh ho ho ho! -Well, this cookie's junk!

Steve Carell as Hammy The Squirrel; Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

2 Hammy, I told you that cookie's junk! -But I like a cookie.

Bruce Willis as RJ in Over the Hedge

3 But, Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.

Dee Bradley Baker as Daffy Duck in Space Jam

4 That's no cookies.

Jonathan Ke Quan as Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

5 That is very strange. I don't ever recall receiving the fortune cookie in a Japanese restaurant. -What does it say? -We shall see.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

6 Okay! Let's whack that cookie!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies. Not likely. Name one person who ordered more cookies than me.

Jason Segel as Vector in Despicable Me

8 Yes, what do you want, a cookie? You did all right, man. Move on already.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

9 Put that cookie down! Now!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

10 What... Who told you you could eat my cookies?