The Muppet Christmas Carol Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Ebenezer Scrooge (Michael Caine), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Bob Cratchit/ Rizzo the Rat), Dave Goelz (The Great Gonzo), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear)

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1 It's all right, children. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.

2 I wish to be left alone. I do not make merry myself at Christmas. -That certainly is true.

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

3 I was often alone. More time for... reading and... and study.

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

4 Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow, Mr. Cratchit. -Tomorrow's Christmas, sir. -Very well. You may gift-wrap them.

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

5 If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour.

6 If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey, and buried with a stake of Holly through his heart.

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

7 Merry Christmas, you say. What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough.

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

8 And how does one celebrate Christmas on the unemployment line?

— Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

9 Um, why are you whispering? -It's for dramatic emphasis.

— The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)

10 My speech... here is my Christmas speech. Ahem. Thank you all, and merry Christmas.

— Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

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