Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips

Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips

Listen to the funniest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island (1996), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Kevin Bishop (Jim Hawkins), Tim Curry (Long John Silver), Billy Connolly (Billy Bones)

4 more actors

, Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear/ Sam Eagle), Jennifer Saunders (Mrs. Sarah Bluveridge)

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1 Ocean? Ocean. Ocean? -You know, the ocean? Uh, the big, blue, wet thing? -Oh! The big, blue, wet thing! Yes!

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz), Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

2 Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon. Thank you. Twice.

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)

3 We mean no harm to your culture. We embrace all creatures of different nationalities.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)

4 What's wrong? -Well, it just feels so weird. -You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead? -Yeah, that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

5 All right, folks, have your checks made out to Rat Tours Limited. Remember, we put the rat in pirate.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

6 Hmm. I'm starting to worry about this voyage.

— Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)

7 Now, Jim, that be Polaris, the North Star. Even in the China Sea, that's north. -North. Polaris. -Uh-huh.

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

8 Oh, Jim, Smollett sails by rules and laws. That's what bein' a captain's all about. Me, I sails by the stars.

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

9 Oh, well... Hello, Long John.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

10 Satan is heating his pokers for you, you blasphemous heathens!

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

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