This is a one-time special offer, Jim, lad. Say no and I will be forced to terminate our relationship.

9 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:57:10.811 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, man! I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?

- Oh, hey, man, just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.

- Politics! Politics!

- Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.

- Pleased I am to initiate you into our enterprising, um... Company. Which entitles you to all the benefits thereof.

- I don't want any benefits.

- This is a one-time special offer, Jim, lad. Say no and I will be forced to terminate our relationship.

- You're nothing but murdering pirates.

- Pirates? Pirates. Oh, Jim. If that's what you're thinking, you're dead wrong.

- When I was just a lad, looking for my true vocation, my father said now, son, this choice deserves deliberation.

- Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier, my boy, why not consider a more challenging career?

[...]

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