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I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

6 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:58:49.368 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Where're you going?

- Home. I'm walking home.

- Oh, well, pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake!

- Harry! Harry! Harry! Wait up!

- Got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen.

- Where did you find that?

- Some kid back in town. Traded the van for it straight up.

- I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

- You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself!

- Ha ha!

- Still wanna go to Aspen?

- Oh, yeah!

- Okay, let's go, buddy!

- Super!

- Lloyd, no! West! Go west, Lloyd!

- Oh! Oh, yeah.

- I've got to stop to go to the bathroom.

- Just go, man... Oh! That sure is warm.

(HARRY AND LLOYD SHIVERING ON THE MOTORCYCLE)

[...]

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The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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