I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.

3 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:37:08.545 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You're the woman I've been waiting for my whole life, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

- Please... Let me finish.

- I'm crazy about you. I've never felt this way about anybody.

- Listen to me. I feel like a schoolboy again, a schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you.

- Oh, I thought I heard you talking to someone.

- I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.

- Maybe I should be going.

- No no...

- No, I... that's not what I meant. What I meant was... God. I like you, Mary.

- I like you a lot.

- I want to ask you a question straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me an honest answer.

- What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?

[...]

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Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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