I'm ready for a commitment. The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
11 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:11:52.523 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Thank you again and enjoy your evening.
- Can I have some pistachios, please? And another one of those.
- What are you doing? Would you calm down? I've never seen you so nervous.
- Keep an eye on 'em, Shay. Keep a close eye.
- That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
- Yeah.
- Wow! You weren't kidding, Lloyd. She's an angel!
- Well, what are you waiting for? Get over there and talk to her.
[...]
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)
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