Yeah, well, it's a good thing you're not stacked, Harry, or I'd be banging you right now. I'd show you what a real man can do. Split you like an old piece of firewood.
12 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:36:41.262 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- This is the life... cold beer, a hot tub and paper-thin walls.
- There's only one thing that could make this moment any better.
- If you had a nice set of knockers.
- You'd probably like it too, you big homo.
- Shut up.
- Don't tell me to shut up, woman.
[...]
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)
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