25 Quotes by Harry Secombe (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: September 10, 2022

Find and rate the best quotes by Harry Secombe, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Dear listeners, the art connoisseur wore a suit of shredded brown paper scaffolding around his legs and a body that hadn't been lived in for some time.

Quote from The Goon Show

2 Gentlemen, do the enemy realise that you have this information? -No no, we got 'em fooled, they think they're the enemy!

Quote from The Goon Show

3 I'm here as an adviser to the British Army! -Splendid, what are you going to advise them? -Not to take me.

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4 I say, do you mind taking your hat off, old chap? The battle's about to begin, and we can't see you know.

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5 Just by chance and careful planning, I have an Auntie in Grimsby who sits amongst the cabbages and plays an elastic water tank under supervision.

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6 Never was victory more certain, little lad. -Oh... Then why have you got that taxi waiting for you at the end of the trench?

Quote from The Goon Show

7 Yes. I say we'll, we'll write and let you know. -Let me know what? -That you're no good for the part.

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8 What! They must think I'm a Charlie.

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9 S, I, I, E, N, C, E, pronounced (silence). -Beautifully pronounced!

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10 How can you afford such expensive impressions? -Because I do a brilliant impression of a large bank account.

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