290 Movie Quotes about Marriage (Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Aug 19, 2025

Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Your wife isn't living. She's in a world that's empty of joy or meaning.

Frances Dee as Betsy Connell in I Walked with a Zombie

22 Thanks, stranger. My husband's an idiot, but I'm glad he's safe and sound.

Jada Pinkett as Toki in Princess Mononoke

23 How could Joy be my wife? I'd have to love her, wouldn't I? I'd have to care more for her than for anyone else in this world. I'd have to be suffering the torments of the damned at the prospect of losing her.

Anthony Hopkins as C. S. Lewis in Shadowlands

24 You know, it's easier to be killed by a terrorist than it is to get married over the age of 40.

Quote from Sleepless in Seattle

25 Then, because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you frog and pig.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

26 Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... You married her!

Jim Carrey as The Mask Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

27 What have you got in the market basket, dearie? A husband? -Yeah, I say, yes.

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

28 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm livin' alone!

MacAulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

29 The law says you must be married to a prince by your next birthday.

Quote from Aladdin (1992)

30 Why did we get married? Have children? You don't need us. Your heart and your mind are in here. But it doesn't love you like we do.

Quote from Terminator 2: Judgment Day