334 Movie Quotes about Marriage with Audio – Page 3Updated: Oct 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 How could Joy be my wife? I'd have to love her, wouldn't I? I'd have to care more for her than for anyone else in this world. I'd have to be suffering the torments of the damned at the prospect of losing her. Anthony Hopkins as C. S. Lewis in Shadowlands 22 Well, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. Will Ferrell as Frank The Tank in Old School 23 Then, because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you frog and pig. Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) 24 Married? Oh, you mean those people I'm with? Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983) 25 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm livin' alone! Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990) 26 When my mother found out I was getting married to my wife, her intestines exploded. Jason Bernard as Jerry Wallace in While You Were Sleeping (1995) 27 Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not... -Oh, I'm not interested at all. -Well, I'm not. -That's very interesting. Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot 28 That's the wonderful part about being with a married man. No matter what happens, he can't possibly ask you to marry him. Because he's married already. -Right? Right. Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952) 29 Thanks, stranger. My husband's an idiot, but I'm glad he's safe and sound. Jada Pinkett as Toki in Princess Mononoke 30 A young man these days has to practice a lot, doesn't he? A young man these days has to work very hard to be able to support a wife, doesn't he? -Who said anything about a wife? Pamelyn Ferdin as Lucy Van Pelt; Schroeder in A Boy Named Charlie Brown Page 3 of 34 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>