Mike Myers Movie Quotes & Lines – 136 Classics (+ Audio) - page 13

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Mike Myers, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

121 Whole point of the Secret Service, old boy, you not hearing of them.

In Inglourious Basterds

122 How do you feel? -I don't feel any different. I look any different? -You still look like an _ to me.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Shrek (Mike Myers), Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas) in Shrek 2

123 But I love her. -If you really love her, you'll let her go.

Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders), Shrek (Mike Myers) in Shrek 2

124 All right, hold on while I try and find my balls, for God's sakes. One, two and three. Okay. I'm okay.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

125 Wait a tick. Something doesn't smell right. And I think it's Fat Bastard.

As Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

126 Oh, that could gag a maggot. I smell like hot, sick _ in a dead carcass.

As Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember

127 Oh, do you find me sexy? Oh, look at my titties.

As Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember

128 You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister.

As Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember

129 You know, I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mm-hm.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

130 He loved gold so much he even lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name... Goldmember.

As Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember