67 Movie Quotes about Ogres with AudioUpdated: Aug 1, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me? Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001) 2 Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later. Quote from Shrek (2001) 3 Ogres are not like cakes. Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001) 4 Sorry! I hope I'm not interrupting, but I'm told you're the one to talk to about an ogre problem? -You are told correct. Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots; John Cleese as King Harold in Shrek 2 5 And that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. Quote from Shrek (2001) 6 Ogres don't celebrate Christmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything. Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek the Halls 7 This is precious. The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! Good Lord. Quote from Shrek (2001) 8 Ah... P, p, p... Princess. Cinderella. Here we are. Lived happily ever after. Oh... No ogres! Jennifer Saunders as Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2 9 I want what any princess wants: To live happily ever... after with the ogre I married. Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona in Shrek 2 10 Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from...Puss... In Boots. Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots in Shrek 2 Page 1 of 7 1 2 3 ► >>