67 Movie Quotes about Ogres (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Aug 1, 2026

Memorable quotes about ogres, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me?

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

2 Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.

Quote from Shrek (2001)

3 Ogres are not like cakes.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

4 And that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields.

Quote from Shrek (2001)

5 Ogres don't celebrate Christmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek the Halls

6 This is precious. The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! Good Lord.

Quote from Shrek (2001)

7 Ogres are like onions. -They stink? -Yes... No! -They make you cry? -No!

Quote from Shrek (2001)

8 You know what? When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.

Quote from Shrek (2001)

9 Sorry! I hope I'm not interrupting, but I'm told you're the one to talk to about an ogre problem? -You are told correct.

Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots; John Cleese as King Harold in Shrek 2

10 Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from...Puss... In Boots.

Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots in Shrek 2