114 Movie Quotes about Parenting with Audio – Page 11

Updated: Oct 3, 2026

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101 If you attempt to leave or play any games, I will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. Okay? -I think I got it, yeah.

Clark Gregg as Agent Phil Coulson in Iron Man 2

102 Of course kids would learn to like my toys if their parents didn't interfere!

Michael Bell as Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

103 But what if something did happen to me? Then Gos'd really be out a perfect parent.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

104 The police will handle it. I've given up crimefighting to become a full-time parent. I couldn't do both 100 percent, so one had to go.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

105 Hey, somebody get some pants on that kid!

Adam Sandler as Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer (1998)

106 Are you my mom? I'll just... I'll ask you if you're my mom, okay? And you say yes, okay? Are you my mom? -Yes, honey.

Julianne Moore as Amber Waves; Heather Graham as Rollergirl in Boogie Nights (1997)

107 Who on earth are they? -I think that's our little girl. -That's not little! That's a really big problem.

John Cleese as King Harold; Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian in Shrek 2

108 I remember thinking how can I bring a child into a world like this? How can...? How can a person grow up with all this around them?

Morgan Freeman as William Somerset in Se7en (1995)

109 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! -Dad! -Ben, would you please stop interrupting? We're trying to have a family discussion here.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

110 You think you know everything about me, don't you? -I diapered your bottom. I bloody well ought to...Sir!

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred The Butler; Kevin Conroy as Batman in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm