59 Movie Quotes about Ugly Girls (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Memorable quotes about ugly girls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 By the way, I loved you in The Wizard of Oz.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

32 Oh, man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?

Quote from Hocus Pocus

33 Not too good, huh? -Why is it every girl that comes around here is ugly, or has a boyfriend?

Richard Dreyfuss as Curt Henderson in American Graffiti

34 You in a bath - that'd stop any invasion, that would.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung in Carry On Screaming!

35 You wouldn't have a razor on you, would you? Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television?

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

36 'First Prize, International Dog Show. Awarded to Mrs. J.J. Marshall.' -Well, she might not be attractive, but she's a very lovely woman.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden; Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

37 Oh, no, she's not like that maid. She looks more like the one that installed the bathtub.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

38 Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting? -Well, uh... Yes, ma'am.

Rickie Sorensen as Arthur; Martha Wentworth as Madam Mim in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

39 She's so ugly she's hurt my feelers. -I hope it ain't catching.

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

40 Well, like, if I had a face like that, I'd moan, too.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)