57 Movie Quotes about Ugly Girls (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Oct 23, 2025

Memorable quotes about ugly girls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls. But that's my fault. I raised her like I would a boy. I didn't know any better.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

32 By the way, I loved you in The Wizard of Oz.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

33 Oh, man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?

Bette Midler as Winifred "Winnie" Sanderson in Hocus Pocus

34 Oh, I see one! It's a monster! Oh, no. It's me. Isn't that silly? My own reflection.

Martha Raye as Annabella Bonheur in Monsieur Verdoux

35 Not too good, huh? -Why is it every girl that comes around here is ugly, or has a boyfriend?

Richard Dreyfuss as Curt Henderson in American Graffiti

36 You in a bath - that'd stop any invasion, that would.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung in Carry On Screaming!

37 You wouldn't have a razor on you, would you? Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television?

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

38 'First Prize, International Dog Show. Awarded to Mrs. J.J. Marshall.' -Well, she might not be attractive, but she's a very lovely woman.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden; Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

39 Oh, no, she's not like that maid. She looks more like the one that installed the bathtub.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

40 Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting? -Well, uh... Yes, ma'am.

Arthur From The Sword In The Stone; Martha Wentworth as Madam Mim in The Sword in the Stone (1963)