I mean, it wasn't my fault. He didn't get there in time.

King Harold (John Cleese)

3 seconds sound clip from the Shrek 2 movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:16.892 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You remember my son, Prince Charming?

- Charming? Oh, is that you? My gosh! It's been years.

- When did you get back?

- Oh, about five minutes ago, actually. After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert, I climbed to the highest room in the tallest tower...

- Mommy can handle this.

- He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower... And what does he find? Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married.

- I mean, it wasn't my fault. He didn't get there in time.

- Stop the car!

- Harold. You force me to do something I really don't want to do.

- Where are we?

- Well, hi there. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy! May I take your order?

[...]