Whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

5 seconds sound clip from the Shrek 2 movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:44:58.085 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac?

- Hey, man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Man, that stinks!

- Well, you don't exactly smell like a basket of roses.

- Well, one of these has got to help.

- I was just concocting this very plan! Already our minds are becoming one.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.

- Shrek, this is a bad idea.

- Look. Make yourself useful and go keep watch.

- Puss, do you think you could get to those on top?

- No problema, boss. In one of my nine lives, I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela.

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