Keep watch? Yeah, I'm gonna keep watch. I'll watch that wicked witch come down here and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. I'm gonna laugh, too. I'm gonna be giggling to myself.

9 seconds sound clip from the Shrek 2 movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:45:21.786 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Look. Make yourself useful and go keep watch.

- Puss, do you think you could get to those on top?

- No problema, boss. In one of my nine lives, I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela.

- Shrek, are you off your nut?

- Donkey, keep watch.

- Keep watch? Yeah, I'm gonna keep watch. I'll watch that wicked witch come down here and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. I'm gonna laugh, too. I'm gonna be giggling to myself.

- What do you see?

- Toad Stool Softener?

- Oh, yeah, yeah, right. I'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems.

- Elfa Seltzer?

- Uh-uh.

- Hex Lax?

- No! Try Handsome.

- Sorry. No handsome.

- Hey! How about Happily Ever After?

- Well, what does it do?

- It says Beauty Divine.

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