- Elfa Seltzer?
- Uh-uh.
- Hex Lax?
- No! Try Handsome.
- Sorry. No handsome.

9 seconds sound clip from the Shrek 2 movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:45:37.301 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Shrek, are you off your nut?

- Donkey, keep watch.

- Keep watch? Yeah, I'm gonna keep watch. I'll watch that wicked witch come down here and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. I'm gonna laugh, too. I'm gonna be giggling to myself.

- What do you see?

- Toad Stool Softener?

- Oh, yeah, yeah, right. I'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems.

- Elfa Seltzer?

- Uh-uh.

- Hex Lax?

- No! Try Handsome.

- Sorry. No handsome.

- Hey! How about Happily Ever After?

- Well, what does it do?

- It says Beauty Divine.

- You know, in some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures. Especially us talking ones.

- Donkey! That'll have to do. We've got company.

- Can we get on with this?

- Hurry!

[...]

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