27 Movie Quotes about Cheap People with Audio

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1 This isn't exactly what I bargained for. -Oh, you bargained for it all right.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield; Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield in Paradise

2 There he is... Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge.

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

3 I'm not a cheapskate. I just don't have $25.

Jamie E. Smith as Charlie Brown in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

4 Oh, I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

5 I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed ignorant...

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

6 Oh, there you go. That's pretty good. We're saving money already. We're a pretty good team.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

7 Cheap jerks. Anything to save themselves a lousy buck tip.

Quote from The A-Team

8 Sir, my wife is very frugal. She saves out of the housekeeping money.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther (1963)

9 Cheapskate.

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

10 What makes you think you can stay here free? Or eat here for free? And not pay a penny? Or don't you know that?

Quote from The Deadly Breaking Sword (1979)