How many times have you been on a case, and discovered that you were being followed? How many times have you wished that you had the one diversion that would confuse your pursuer, allowing you time to escape?

11 seconds sound clip from the Curse of the Pink Panther movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:41:39.737 in the DVD version of the movie.

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- Well, I have been servicing the police all of my life. Some of my best customers have been the police.

- Chief inspector Clouseau himself used to come into my shop here 3 or 4 nights a week, just browsing, finding an odd nose, a unique goiter, a carbuncle, perhaps something in a Nice hump.

- Yes. I personally designed und executed all his famous disguises.

- Take for example, his last and greatest disguise. He was due to pick it up on the day he disappeared. It probably would have saved his life.

- Behold! The instant companion kit.

- How many times have you been on a case, and discovered that you were being followed? How many times have you wished that you had the one diversion that would confuse your pursuer, allowing you time to escape?

- Well, here we have the perfect diversion... Life-size und instantly inflatable.

- One twist of the valve, and you are checking into a hotel as man and wife. 2 twists... ménage a trois, ja?

- As chief inspector Clouseau, the king of disguises, said to me when we tested the prototype, 'Balls, as disguises go, the instant companion kit is without peers.'

- I can let you have it for 6000 francs.

- 6000?

- 4. Get ze doggie.

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