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No, thanks, Carlos. I don't think I'll be needing my pajamas any more.

8 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:22:56 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Carlos, lock these creeps up.

- With pleasure!

- OK, creeps. Vamonos! Let's go! Schweinehunds! Pig dogs!

- I pity the Devil the day you boys start arriving in bunches.

- Senor, when will you be leaving Carlotta?

- Next plane out, Carlos.

- Aha! That gives me four hours to wash and press your pajamas.

- No, thanks, Carlos. I don't think I'll be needing my pajamas any more.

- What a guy!

- What are you doing?

- Adjusting your willie. When you fell through the window, it shifted out of whack.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

- I hadn't had my willie adjusted like that in a long time... especially without having to beg.

- So there it was - the Carlotta mystery, all wrapped up in a neat little bundle.

- As I stood there kissing Juliet, I thought of nothing but hanging up my gun, and spending the rest of my days in that ivy-covered cottage.

[...]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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