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- What are you doing?
- Adjusting your willie. When you fell through the window, it shifted out of whack.

10 seconds sound clip from the Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:23:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I pity the Devil the day you boys start arriving in bunches.

- Senor, when will you be leaving Carlotta?

- Next plane out, Carlos.

- Aha! That gives me four hours to wash and press your pajamas.

- No, thanks, Carlos. I don't think I'll be needing my pajamas any more.

- What a guy!

- What are you doing?

- Adjusting your willie. When you fell through the window, it shifted out of whack.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

- I hadn't had my willie adjusted like that in a long time... especially without having to beg.

- So there it was - the Carlotta mystery, all wrapped up in a neat little bundle.

- As I stood there kissing Juliet, I thought of nothing but hanging up my gun, and spending the rest of my days in that ivy-covered cottage.

- Little did I realise that less than a year later, she and I would have an even more exciting adventure which is coming soon to your neighbourhood theater with a possible nude scene by Juliet.

[...]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Sound Clip

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid poster

Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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