Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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41 But what does 'FOC' mean? -It's a slang word. When a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his... -No, no. Written here. F-O-C.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward)

42 Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble t-r-u-b-i-l, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

43 Do I look like a dame? -Not as much as I do. -I haven't turned on the charm yet.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward)

44 Exterminator. -Just a minute... Come in.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

45 Faint? Ha! Never... Catch me. -Sorry. I'm a butler not a catcher.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

46 Good. Tell me about him... Cruises supermarkets looking for blondes? Good. I'll supply the blonde.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

47 I bounced along in that trunk a long time. Five hours later, I had given up hope of ever going to a regular bathroom again.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

48 I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the murdered girl with the big _.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

49 I was too embarrassed to ask Doris for a favour after I'd tried to strangle her, so I went to the next name in my little black book.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

50 It's really for snakebite, but... I find it works for everything.

— Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward)

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