Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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41 But what does 'FOC' mean? -It's a slang word. When a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his... -No, no. Written here. F-O-C.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward)

42 Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble t-r-u-b-i-l, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

43 Do I look like a dame? -Not as much as I do. -I haven't turned on the charm yet.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward)

44 Exterminator. -Just a minute... Come in.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), (Alan Ladd)

45 Faint? Ha! Never... Catch me. -Sorry. I'm a butler not a catcher.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

46 Good. Tell me about him... Cruises supermarkets looking for blondes? Good. I'll supply the blonde.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

47 I bounced along in that trunk a long time. Five hours later, I had given up hope of ever going to a regular bathroom again.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

48 I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the murdered girl with the big _.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

49 I was too embarrassed to ask Doris for a favour after I'd tried to strangle her, so I went to the next name in my little black book.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

50 It's really for snakebite, but... I find it works for everything.

— Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward)

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