Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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51 It's really for snakebite, but... I find it works for everything.

— Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward)

52 It's time for a class picture. Tall ones in back, short ones in front. Now sit! Hold hands. Now smile. That's nice.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

53 Last time we saw each other, I left you alone sitting at a counter at Schwab's. You don't hate me for that, do you? -Of course I don't. -Good

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin), (Lana Turner)

54 Now... we are ready. Our agents have just returned after planting deadly cheese bombs throughout America.

— Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

55 You don't deserve a puppy.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

56 You never can tell. On my last case, I had to throw my own brother out of an airplane.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

57 You'd like to what? Kiss me? Yeah, that would be nice. It would give me a chance to tell her I was starting to feel something for her too. Something warm and squishy.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

58 Your sister has a lot to learn about phone courtesy.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

59 Are you all right? -It's just a bullet. My wife Carmelita will suck it out. Go ahead, senor.
60 I beg your pardon. It's also customary for the private eye to tell how he figured it out.

Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

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