Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

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61 I'm interested. Who am I? -You could be a guy who collects $10000 just to leave this stinking' town.

— (Charles Laughton)

62 If you need me, just call... You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole, and make tiny little circles.

— Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward)

63 It wasn't really toilet paper, it was a seat cover, but it was enough for a smart guy to make the connection.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

64 Let me get on my pajamas, I'll be ready to go.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

65 Reinemachefrau. -It means she could be my cleaning woman.

— Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

66 She was in the middle of a fancy dinner party. But I couldn't waste time being polite. I caught her attention.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

67 There's one thing I liked about Monica: The words 'I can't' weren't in her vocabulary. -Monica, I want you to do something for me. -I can't. -I guess she had added them since the last time I'd seen her.

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

68 Would I be your Reinemachefrau? -Ja, you could, uh you could be that.

— Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward), Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

69 Actually, it is too bad you and I are on opposite sides, because I admire your tenacity. Under different circumstances I might have even allowed you to live, perhaps as my valet, or butler.

— Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck (Carl Reiner)

70 Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman! Cleaning woman!

— Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin)

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