- Couldn't Mummy have worn some sort of pessary?
- Not if we're going to remain members of the fastest-growing religion in the world, my boy.
- He's right.

— (Michael Palin)

michael palinreligion

10 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:37.543 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Wait. I've got something to tell the whole family.

- Oh, quick. Go and get the others in, Gordon.

- The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all, for scientific experiments.

- No, no, that's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic Church, for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.

- Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time. They've preserved the might and majesty, even mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacrament, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity...

- But if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.

- Couldn't Mummy have worn some sort of pessary?

- Not if we're going to remain members of the fastest-growing religion in the world, my boy.

- He's right.

- You see, we believe... Well, let me put it like this.

- There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, there are Hindus and Mormons and then there are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.

- I'm a Roman Catholic and have been since before I was born. And the one thing they say about Catholics is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.

- You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.

- Because every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[...]

Top rated lines from this movie

Oh! I never knew Schopenhauer was a philosopher. -Oh, yeah. He's the one that begins with an 'S.' -Oh.
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and you say, 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.'
'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'
It's a birth. -And what sort of thing is that? -Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy. -Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
Look at him! He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold we could hardly move, but Blackitt would be out there, slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and almonds.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Sound Clip

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life poster

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

[Amazon link] #ad

Latest Movie Sound Bites

Thumb Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)
2133 Sounds / Quotes
Thumb Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
359 Sounds / Quotes
Thumb Knight Rider (1982)
1642 Sounds / Quotes
Thumb Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)
162 Sounds / Quotes
Thumb Toy Story 3
830 Sounds / Quotes

Poll

You are using film sounds:







 Results

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

 

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy