The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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31 Would monsieur care for another bottle of the Chateau Latour? -Ah, yes, but no more 1966. Let's splurge. Bring us some fresh wine. The freshest you've got. This year's. No more of this old stuff. -Oui, monsieur.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

32 You have taken in $15, and given away 50 cents' worth of crap. Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.
33 You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

34 You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

35 You'd love her, Ma. She looks just like you. Except she's white and blond.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

36 Do you have any boyfriends? -Not really. -Are they crazy?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

37 Honey! Why the gloom? It's not the end of the rainbow.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

38 I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me? -Well, I haven't made love to him yet. -That's too bad.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

39 If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time. -Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin), Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

40 Sir, you are talking to a nigger!

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

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