The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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31 You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

32 You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

33 You'd love her, Ma. She looks just like you. Except she's white and blond.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

34 Do you have any boyfriends? -Not really. -Are they crazy?

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

35 For $1, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

36 Honey! Why the gloom? It's not the end of the rainbow.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

37 I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me? -Well, I haven't made love to him yet. -That's too bad.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

38 If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time. -Well, see if you can work it out. We have a date tomorrow.

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin), Marie Kimble Johnson (Bernadette Peters)

39 Sir, you are talking to a nigger!

— Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin)

40 So remember, guard this station with your life. Because my sex life is in your hands.

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