Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to the funniest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island (1996), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Kevin Bishop (Jim Hawkins), Tim Curry (Long John Silver), Billy Connolly (Billy Bones)

4 more actors

, Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear/ Sam Eagle), Jennifer Saunders (Mrs. Sarah Bluveridge)

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41 Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight. -I didn't say that. -I was just paraphrasing.

— Sam Eagle (Frank Oz)

42 Au revoir, mon capitaine.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

43 Get out of my inn, you tattooed miseries! Can't a woman get a night's sleep alone? You come here, you!

44 I could have been in politics 'cause I've always been a big spender. -And me, I could have been a contender.

45 It's some kind of a blind fiend. -I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

46 Land ho! Beachfront property! Retirement estates! Bikinis!

— Statler And Waldorf

47 Let danger call my name. -If it does, I'm gonna hide.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire)

48 Look at this! I'm taller! This is so cool! I may even have a future with the NBA.

— The Great Gonzo

49 Of all the backwater, no-class piles of sand in the ocean, you had to wash up on mine.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

50 Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians.

— The Great Gonzo

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